between swedish people having a passion for mushroom hunting and pigs being built to do the same, I’m surprised that (to my knowledge) there’s never been a sketch where the swedish chef and miss piggy feverishly hunt for mushrooms in a comedy of errors, beginning with miss piggy offended that anyone would insinuate she’d want to help root around in the dirt until the mushroom lust overtakes her
This being the Muppets, of course, the mushrooms would see them coming and go, “Oh no! Doube trouble!” and run off
Cue Fozzie calling it like a thoroughbred race
The skit ends with Fozzie saying, “I guess those mushrooms were more truffle than they’re worth!”
i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing
the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter
twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on
this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants
I got an extension called DeArrow that replaces Youtube thumbnails/titles with crowdsourced ones to make them less clickbaity and obnoxious. If there isn’t one available I set it to just grab a random frame and remove ALL CAPS!!!.
Here’s some comparisons (Original on the left, DeArrow on the right):
So I was just looking up Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron reviews, and WOW was it underrated at the time of its release, it got some pretty mediocre scores.
I seriously wonder what he was expecting. Spirit’s pretty hardcore for a kid’s movie. Also, BAMBI, really?
This dude is way too concerned with seeing Spirit’s nuts and joystick.
…I mean it’s certainly not as comedic as Shrek, and it’s not meant to be. But saying the movie’s bland and undemanding? Seriously? The movie with the horse and the Native man being starved and dehydrated to try to break their will, and them both escaping and standing up to the U.S. army? That movie?!
Also this dude is still very concerned about the fact that Spirit’s bing-bongs are missing.
How on earth is Spirit like Bambi, how did you reach that conclusion?! Because they both star animals? Like they’re not even both TALKING animals, the most we get is some narration from Spirit, all other communication is through horse vocalization and body language.
Guardian film critic Peter Bradshaw, sweating: “I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME THROBBING, PULSING HORSE COCK AND GREAT, SWAYING EQUINE BALLS! BRITISH CHILDREN **DESERVE** LOVINGLY DETAILED CLOSE-UP SHOTS OF THE HORSE’S PENIS AND TESTICLES!! THIS FILM IS A DISAPPOINTMENT ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL!!!”
The Guardian not accepting someone’s gender unless they can see their genitals is pretty on brand.
Describe myself? Tumblr, you overestimate my self-awareness.
